Sunday, 8 September 2013

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, the 2011 film version

For @Tiberius_Jolly.

Huge spoilers throughout

The short, twitter-version of the review went - TinkerTailorSoldierSpy - Oldman exceptional, everything else (with a couple of honourable exceptions) a bit meh.

And I still stick by that.  Gary Oldman is exceptional in this, really, I mean, even by his high standards.  Especially the scene where he's reliving his interrogation of Karla is the dictionary definition of OMGoshWow!
and I would have been cool with him getting the Oscar.

The honourable exceptions previously mentioned are


- Tom Hardy's Ricky Tarr who is made a lot more likeable than in the book but the man works it well, I just wanted to give him a hug.
- Mark Strong's Jim Prideaux, who they didn't mess up, saints be praised. The bit at the Christmas party before the end ... it made me make that internal 'gah!' noise which is always a good thing, I am caught up in the narrative.
- The Christmas party itself, which is every bit as ghastly as the novel (in passing) mentions. Smiley when he finds out about the affair, and Prideaux and Haydon and, I'm sorry but I got the intended giggle out of the British Secret Service singing along [with the glorious exception of Toby Esterhase] the Soviet anthem (as did the woman behind me, the rest of the cinema I was in, not so much).

The major problem is that, because it only runs to 2 hours 7 minutes, they've had to squash things and bend things, which is not going to work when your original book is 440-ish pages. But for some unknown reason, it's the female characters who have been hit hardest by these changes.  (And yes, I know it was a female script-writer that did the adaptation)

Ann, for instance, who the film reduces to a voiceless, faceless, nymphomaniacal cypher, is a vibrant, forceful, intriguing, admittedly nymphomaniacal, enigma in the book. You can see why George fell for her, and that's all missing in the film. And it's quite disturbing, the lengths that the film goes to to keep her faceless and voiceless.

Then there's Connie, who is not just another researcher, she's head of Research section, thank you very much, and the person who fires her and tells her to go out into the real world is not Alleline, but another female character, the dreaded Dolphin (who is never seen in the book, but is a constant presence).

Connie's replacement as head of Research is another woman, Molly Purcell, who is one of the grown ups in the scene where Guillam gets interogated.

Then there's Sal in Archives, who is a jolly hockeysticks judoka and who Peter asks 'what are you doing this weekend' not vice versa.

On the Russian side, Irina is also a Moscow-trained hood, and is the one who says 'it takes one to know one' (or that kind of thing), and is a more qualified textiles trader than her old man.

I mean, there were some points where the film gets mega props, you know, actually engaging Russian speakers to play Russian speaking characters. I can't comment on the quality of the Russian or the Hungarian but I have hopes.

I assume they switched to Budapest because the bit of Prague they want looks totally different now. That was one of the fun bits of reading the book after visiting Prague, being able to map the locations almost exactly.

I am also amused that despite this being a big film, they still don't have the money to do Tarr and Irina's bit in Hong Kong where it actually is. I accept Istanbul as a substitute.

Apparently the reason that everything in London looks so grotty is that it's based on the directors reminisces from when he visited in the 70s. I am somewhat ambivalent about some of the changes, I don't like what they've done to the Islay Hotel or Lacon's Berkshire Camelot. They've somehow managed to make Sarratt/The Nursery and the whole of the Circus look even smaller and meaner than it is in the book, which I quite like, while the inside of Control's flat makes me violently homesick.

As I said previously, the changes in plot/character/stuff have been forced on them due to running time. Some of the choices made are thoroughly reasonable like moving Prideaux's adventures to the start because otherwise the beginning really is just a lot of men talking, smerging Jerry Westerby with Sam Collins, even though the character is definitely Sam Collins, not putting in Max.

Not showing Karla's interogation by Smiley was genius, and I loved the use of 'Oh Mr. Wu' to throw suspicion on Bland.

Some of them I'm neutral about like it being Control going to Lacon saying 'mole!' rather than Smiley.

Some of them I just don't get, rather than disliking, such as changing the timeline of Rikki's misadventures in Hong Kong Istanbul so that it occurs before Prideaux's trip to Prague Budapest. I have to admit it confused me and I shall ask the person who'd never read / seen it how he felt about it.

Then there's the changes I understand why but dislike:

Okay, so in the book, it's not obvious who the mole is, but there is really only one person it could be, and I think the film tried to make it less obvious, which I understand. So they gave Alleline Haydon's job of speaking to the Americans, and they gave Bland Haydon's womanising (all though, in Bill Haydon's defence, he doesn't pester women into it, they throw themselves at him) and they just up Toby's sinister central Europeaness (although in a major backfire, I do feel quite sorry for him at various points). Unfortunately, that leaves Haydon somewhat underwritten so you don't get the same feeling of upset and loss when the mole turns out to be SHINY WONDERFUL BILL HAYDON.

Because Gary Oldman isn't old the way Alec Guiness was old (not an age thing, an aspect thing) it meant that everyone else was made so much younger. Not a problem with Tarr, and I don't mind Control being the one to recruit Toby and Bland. The one it presents a problem with is Peter Guillam who looks like a young, up-coming buck who is barely old enough to wash behind his ears. The film just gives you all his bad qualities, his temper, his rush to judgement without thinking, but they don't give you that he's someone who has successfully run agents in North Africa, that he's not a bad boss and that he's actually a damned good agent. The book is him growing up and learning that all your heroes (he is specifically mentioned as having modelled himself on Haydon) all have feet of clay. Not that Benedict Cumberbatch doesn't do his best with aforementioned underwriten role. As does Colin Firth.

Much though I loved Polyakov's "I don't know why you're worried, you'll get a medal and a flat in Moscow, I'm the one that's going to be sent to Siberia", I really don't like how they did the reveal because they have no ratcheting tension, not the way they should be. It falls flat.

And let's not talk about how Prideaux gets to within far too close for that rifle distance of a government building buzzing with secret agents in broad daylight and shoots prisoner number one without anyone noticing.

But yes, it's well made, and it's not bad, but it's not good either.

Friday, 30 August 2013

Belgian Grand Prix


As I described in this post, I was going to put imaginary money on the fastest drivers after the Friday free practises, Saturday practise and qualifying to see which betting strategy would gain me the most money over the season.

Fastest Friday PracticePriceFastest Saturday PracticePriceFastest QualifyingPrice
Vettel13/8Vettel7/4Hamilton9/4
Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£1.63Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£1.75Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1
Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£16.25

Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£17.50Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10
Season Total £1 bets£2.99Season Total £1 bets£11.70Season Total £1 bets£12.68
Season Total £10 bets£30Season Total £10 bets£117Season Total £10 bets£126.83

Thursday, 1 August 2013

Why I Am Dubious About Rush

First of all, I'd like to make a brief conflict of interest statement.  Until I was 5, I was brought up in Vienna so I come pre-programmed to like Niki Lauda.  My grandmother was very clear on that matter.  Mr. Lauda isn't my most favourite ever, that would be Gerhard Berger, but I am very fond of him.  Also, Lauda Air remain one of the few airlines to ever run a direct flight to Vienna from Manchester and served the best in-flight meal I ever had.

In short, I <3 Niki Lauda

So, many years ago, I start to hear rumours that a Hollywood director is thinking of making an F1 film.  And I'm not sure why they'd bother because we get really cool footage nowadays so there's not much they can add in technical terms, and I didn't think any given scriptwriter could come up with the same kind of emotional pull we get from real life.

Even when I heard Ron Howard was the director in question, I didn't really change my mind.  Ron Howard is a safe pair of hands and makes films that are lovely to look at but why bother?

The feeling of "why?" is increased when I find out that this film is going to be able the Hunt - Lauda rivalry.  There's already been several books and documentaries on the topic.  While James Hunt is sadly no longer with us, one of the participants is still around and still willing to talk about it.  What exactly is a fictionalised version of events going to add to what we already have?

I admit that part of my doubts are because it will be a Hollywood film where there is an Anglophone vs a German speaker and we all know how that usually goes down in Hollywood.  Add to that the nature of their personalities and you get a situation where, even if they paint in shades of grey, one guy is going to get the darker shades of grey and it's going to be the one I like.

I like Chris Hemsworth, don't get me wrong, but Daniel BrΓΌhl is not my idea of Niki Lauda.  And that's before we get started on, what, you couldn't find an Austrian actor for the role?  (Yes, I know Hemsworth isn't British either, but there are things I am more forgiving of.  Please see the conflict of interest statement.)

So yes, I have doubts about this film.

Hungarian Grand Prix


As I described in this post, I was going to put imaginary money on the fastest drivers after the Friday free practises, Saturday practise and qualifying to see which betting strategy would gain me the most money over the season.

Fastest Friday PracticePriceFastest Saturday PracticePriceFastest QualifyingPrice
Vettel1/1Grosjean11/2Hamilton10/1
Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£11
Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10

Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£110
Season Total £1 bets£1.37Season Total £1 bets£9.95Season Total £1 bets£13.68
Season Total £10 bets£13.75Season Total £10 bets£99.50Season Total £10 bets£136.83

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

The German Grand Prix


As I described in this post, I was going to put imaginary money on the fastest drivers after the Friday free practises, Saturday practise and qualifying to see which betting strategy would gain me the most money over the season.  Sorry for not doing this for the British Grand Prix but I was a bit busy in Stratford watching As You Like It  (http://www.rsc.org.uk/whats-on/as-you-like-it/) which I heartily, thoroughly and utterly recommend.

Fastest Friday PracticePriceFastest Saturday PracticePriceFastest QualifyingPrice
Vettel11/8Vettel6/5Hamilton9/4
Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£2.37Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£2.2Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1
Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£23.75Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£22Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10
Season Total £1 bets£2.37Season Total £1 bets£10.95Season Total £1 bets£2.68
Season Total £10 bets£23.75Season Total £10 bets£109.50Season Total £10 bets£26.83

Friday, 28 June 2013

Canadian Grand Prix

As I described in this post, I was going to put imaginary money on the fastest drivers after the Friday free practises, Saturday practise and qualifying to see which betting strategy would gain me the most money over the season.

Fastest Friday PracticePriceFastest Saturday PracticePriceFastest QualifyingPrice
Alonso9/4Webber14/1Vettel5/6
Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£1.83
Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£18.33
Season Total £1 bets0Season Total £1 bets£8.75Season Total £1 bets£3.68
Season Total £10 bets0Season Total £10 bets£87.50Season Total £10 bets£36.83

Monday, 27 May 2013

Monaco Grand Prix


After a break for fencing, which will be accounted for when I work this up at the end of the season, I'm back.

As I described in this post, I was going to put imaginary money on the fastest drivers after the Friday free practises, Saturday practise and qualifying to see which betting strategy would gain me the most money over the season.

Fastest Friday PracticePriceFastest Saturday Practice*PriceFastest QualifyingPrice
Rosberg4/1Rosberg3/1Rosberg11/10
Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£5Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£4Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£2.10
Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£50Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£40Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£21
Season Total £1 bets£1Season Total £1 bets£9.75Season Total £1 bets£1.85
Season Total £10 bets£10Season Total £10 bets£97.50Season Total £10 bets£18.50


Friday, 24 May 2013

Saw Star Trek: Into Darkness (Huge Spoilers Throughout)

Or however it's supposed to be punctuated.  (I don't care that it's unpunctuated officially.  They are wrong.)

Like friend L warned me I would have, I had issues with it.  My issues had issues with it.  It's not actually a good Star Trek movie.  And unfortunately, I'm enough of a Trek fan that I can't look past that to enjoy what my non-Trek friends said was an okay film.

I think in technical terms, my traditional lens flare and cutting issues with JJ Abrams's directing notwithstanding, it's okay.

In artistic terms though, it's all over the place.

I think, above and beyond the Khan problem (discussed below), the major, non-morality based issue (see a different later section) with the film was that it didn't seem to know what it wanted to be.  It was constantly teetering between action-comedy and action-drama and ended up with this really messy dramedy effect.  Dramedy is one of those things that has to be excellent to work at all, otherwise you end up with a really messy soup of thing.  ST: ID was a messy soup.

The other problem is that Wrath of Khan is iconic, and while I am all for iconoclasm, I like it to be intelligent.  And this wasn't.  This was the shitty dubstep remix of Wrath of Khan*.

If you've seen Wrath of Khan, you can guess what bits they're going to include.  And no, giving the bits to different characters is not changing them.  You give no new import, you do not play with them.  You just have them plain with a different voice.  Also, given the stick that Shatner gets for his acting, when William "I am ACT .... ing" Shatner is able to deliver more of an emotional wallop, your script and your set up has issues.  But then again, he was working with better background conditions.  We cared about him and Spock, because we'd known Kirk and Spock for 25 years by that point.  And they loved each other.  The film kept telling not showing that nu-Kirk and nu-Spock loved each other, and I'm sorry, it just wasn't obvious by their actions so the telling didn't work.  From their actions, it's quite clear that McCoy loves Kirk, Uhura loves Spock, and that Chekov adores his Keptin - but the Kirk <3s Spock and Spock <3s Kirk thing not so much.

The same applies for Khan vs Kirk.  We knew Khan.  We knew the wife that died.  We were attached to his character whether we liked or feared him.  We do not know this evil Brit**.  I think Cumberbundle does a fine job, but that's not the point.

When Inception came out and I made a post about why some people didn't like it.  My friend T made a very insightful comment about it being because of absent or misplaced catharsis.  I felt that way about this.  I don't know if it's because I needed the scene where Khan is put on trial or because I wanted the debate about whether someone can be obliged to give up bits of their body for donation or because I wanted the scene where Khan barters his blood for Kirk's life and asks to be frozen in exchange.  Basically, I wanted all the Trek-y scenes Abrams didn't want to include.

The Khan Problem

I'm a Cumberbundle fan.  Of a pre-Sherlock vintage.  I think he does a good job in this.  But there's something fucked about Hollyweird casting a white guy to play an Indian uber-mensch.

And if evil has to be British-accented, it's not like there aren't any Anglo-Indian actors.  Hell, JJ, you worked with Naveen Andrews.

The other problem, nowhere near as serious as the above, is there is no reason for this to be Khan at all.  There is nothing about the story that shouts "yes, Khan must be our villain".  Abrams could have avoided that whole problem by running an Earth based version of this TNG episode - http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/The_Hunted_(episode).  It's not like he's averse to re-using things (to paraphrase Patton - "JJ, you bastard, I've seen the same films as you.").  You get an evil Section 31.  You get a reason for Harrison to be rogue.  You get an excuse for super-soldiery nonsense.  It means you don't end up whitewashing an Indian character who has previously been played by a Latino actor.  It's better all-round.

The moral problem.  Or what the hell have you done to my Starfleet and my Captain.

I get the joke that in Trek, if an Admiral turns up, expect him (or her) to have gone rogue and be plotting to turn Starfleet into a para-military organisation.  It suggests mostly that Admirals need to be better observed.

And while I dislike Section 31 as an idea (sorry, I'm an idealist, Starfleet is supposed to be a paragon with the occasional rogue), it's done well in DS9.  Because it's DS9, and there is time to explore exactly what having that kind of subdivision means for Starfleet.  ST: ID does not have the time.

So I will put up with this.

And I was thrilled by Pike's first scene because someone (anyone) calling nu-Kirk out on his bullshit will always gain my approval.  But, of course, he immediately goes back on that but at least someone tried and I do think that Pike's plan is a good one (also, my own, absolutely against canon head-canon is that Pike was on-board the Kelvin and Kirk sr saved his life and so he can't help it).

Of course then stuff gets blown to hell, and Kirk decides to go on a rampage.  Which I object to for the following reason:

"Also, no, Reboot Kirk, Starfleet should not be about vengeance. See "Day of the Dove", see "Let This Be Your Last Battlefield", see most of Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country, see, oddly enough, chunks of Wrath of Khan. To paraphrase buff mousey-brown haired ubermensch number 2 (sorry, I'm sure the character has a real name but) Kahn and his men could have taken the Reliant anywhere and lived long lives on a planet less terrible than Ceti Alpha V. But Kahn was too blinded by vengeance to see that so they all died horribly."

which is how I felt about it when I saw that scene in the trailer.  It gets no better in the film.  And I find myself hating Admiral Marcus possibly before the film wants me to.  Or possibly the film wants me to be suspicious of him and just to forgive Kirk for being vengeful because his mentor just died.  Which I could live with, if he doesn't go ahead anyway over the protests of his three next highest ranking crewmen (his second in command, his head of medicine and his head of engineering).

Especially when one of the three who is making a moral argument, re: trials important, Starfleet rules important etc, has known Pike for longer and was literally with him as he died.

I acknowledge that Kirk eventually agrees with Spock, but, you know what, he's a ship's captain, he shouldn't still be needing moral learning moments.  Especially when, in the same scene near enough, his teenage prodigy engineer/helmsman, who is 20 at the most, shows a greater understanding of what responsibility is than he does.  I'm wondering if they were aiming for some sort of captain learns from crew learns from captain, all grow together thing.

And I totally get that Kirk is willing to sacrifice himself for the safety of everyone else.  Except he got them into that position.  And everyone else on that ship is willing to make the same sacrifice.  Hell, everyone else we've seen in Starfleet is willing to make the same sacrifice (Captains Robau, Kirk the first, Pike for example.)  Even bigger hell, I'm sure this Khan would do that for his crew, judging from what we see.

To counteract that, Kirk:

Breaks the Prime Directive.  Twice.
Lies in an official report. (edit to add.  I don't blame him for breaking the Prime Directive for the general good.  In fact I applaud it.  It's the lying I object to.)
Shouts at his First Officer for not lying in his report.
Disregards the advice of his Chief Engineer on a matter vital to the well-being of the ship
Disregards the advice of his Chief Medical Officer and his Second In Command on matters vital to the well-being of the Federation
Allows himself to be distracted by a domestic matter during a mission in enemy territory.  (For crying out loud, it's an uncloaked Warbird.  They're not quiet, small or subtle.)
Beats a suspect in custody

I'm not saying Kirk ain't brave.  I'm saying he's not captaincy material.

Other characters are infected by this as well, Spock and Uhura behave in a manner unbecoming officers on an away mission and Bones breaks the Hippocratic Oath (given he didn't know how to safely get the popsicle humans out of their cans and at no point do we see him learn, and suddenly it's all remove a popsicle and replace with Kirk).

And we're just supposed to gloss over all of that.

Scotty, Sulu, Chekov and the unnamed bridge crew seem to be the only functional Starfleet personnel.  Possibly that's because the writers only gave them a minimum of attention.

It also raises a problem.  When nu-Scotty, a man who prefers starships to people, is the moral centre of your movie, you've got issues.

Other stuff I didn't like

Insert obligatory lens flare comment here.  The thing that really got me is that there didn't seem to be much at the start and then the end is lens flare central.  It's like he's doing this to me deliberately.

Killing off Pike.  Because I like him.  I think he's a good restraining influence on Kirk.

Carol Marcus randomly in her underwear.  Because it can't have been because the mission had to be done pronto otherwise she would have got her other team-mate at the same time.  And it can't have been because we have to see underwear because otherwise we would have seen half naked men too.  Then again, this is a film that wants nudity but doesn't want to get the raised rating.  See also caitians who sleep in their bras.

The lack of blood and gore and general unpleasant biological things.  Wrath of Khan, which is also a 12, has blood.  People do not die easy.  There is screaming and fire and Ensign Preston's death remains ookily horrible even all these years later.  Where is that in this film?

The film doesn't seem to want to admit that Khan won.  He got his crew back without losses.  Okay, so they're back to being frozen popsicles but they're not in any danger of being killed any time soon.  Compare this to Starfleet and Earth-Gov who have two major cities carrying a lot of damage, lots of dead admirals, and yet more dead Starfleet officers.  Oh and war with the Klingons brewing if they ever find out about parts of this.

The Things I Liked

The film where Scotty (and Keenser), Sulu, Chekov and unnamed bridge crew are awesome with assists from Uhura, Bones and Carol Marcus.  I liked that film a lot.  Shame it was so short.

Scotty in general.  This is a man who has already been exiled to space Siberia, and he'd still rather resign than risk his ship.

Chekov.  Never have I been so worried about a character through out a film.  It was a combination of the bad luck colour and proximity to the evil bad radiation of death.

Wrath of Uhura > wrath of 20 Klingons.  You know, I think he's right.

The fight scenes.  Seriously, the fight choreographer and his stunt crew deserve many props.  As does whoever was stunting for Cumberbundle.  Kicks of Gods I tell you.

The music.  The music was good.

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I feel I am being mean.  Because it wasn't terrible in filmic terms, just in Trek terms.  And it wasn't the fault of the actors, who did their best.  But there's a limit to what acting can make up for.

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* My friend the dubstep fan who liked the film has no issue with this description.

** if nothing else, Hollywood will keep British actors afloat because apparently evil sounds British.

Thursday, 25 April 2013

Bahrain Grand Prix


As I described in this post, I was going to put imaginary money on the fastest drivers after the Friday free practises, Saturday practise and qualifying to see which betting strategy would gain me the most money over the season.

Fastest Friday PracticePriceFastest Saturday Practice*PriceFastest QualifyingPrice
Raikkonen3/1

Rosberg7/1
Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1

Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1
Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10

Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10
Season Total £1 bets-£4Season Total £1 bets£5.75Season Total £1 bets-£0.25
Season Total £10 bets-£40Season Total £10 bets£57.50Season Total £10 bets-£2.50


* Due to fencing, I was unable to check this price.  If it had not been for my beautiful assistant @Tiberius_Jolly, I wouldn't have been able to check the qualifying prices either.

Sunday, 14 April 2013

Chinese Grand Prix


As I described in this post, I was going to put imaginary money on the fastest drivers after the Friday free practises, Saturday practise and qualifying to see which betting strategy would gain me the most money over the season.

Fastest Friday PracticePriceFastest Saturday PracticePriceFastest QualifyingPrice
Massa13/2Alonso3/1*Hamilton2/1
Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1Amount won/lost on a £1 bet£4Amount won/lost on a £1 bet-£1
Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10Amount won/lost on a £10 bet£40Amount won/lost on a £10 bet-£10
Season Total £1 bets-£3Season Total £1 bets£5.75Season Total £1 bets£0.75
Season Total £10 bets-£30Season Total £10 bets£57.50Season Total £10 bets£7.50


* Due to the time difference and being at fencing, I was unable to check this price before qualifying.